MIL: "When I get back to China, I have another boyfriend waiting for me, I'm going to move in with him when I get back."
Wife: "Where did you meet him?"
MIL: "I never met him, I just got a random SMS from a guy in Tibet and we started talking by SMS and now we are a couple. He wants to move in with me now. He says he is really rich."
Wife: "You can't trust a guy you never met before. You don't know if anything he says is really true."
MIL: "Oh don't be an idiot! You're just jealous that I look younger and sexier than you. Plus he sent me a pic, so he can't be lying."
You know Charles Manson is still available and there are lots of pictures of him! Does she like a man wearing orange? :-)
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