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When I started this blog, my wife, Eva, was 7 months pregnant with our first child and her mother asked if she could come stay with us.

A bit of background:
Eva's mom has a serious gambling problem, and she abandoned her when she was a young child.




Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Whose got big balls?

MIL: "You know your cousin who is always depressed?  She had a baby last year.  Her baby's balls are HUUUUGE!  Women who are depressed when they are pregnant will always have babies with gigantic balls."
Wife: " Sadness makes balls bigger?" 
MIL: "Of course" 
Wife: "So since I'm happy all the time, my son will be born with tiny balls?"
MIL: "Obviously!" 


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