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When I started this blog, my wife, Eva, was 7 months pregnant with our first child and her mother asked if she could come stay with us.

A bit of background:
Eva's mom has a serious gambling problem, and she abandoned her when she was a young child.




Monday, September 2, 2013

Terrifying Creatures

MIL:  "Those creatures are terrifying.  The ones that make noise are the ones that love to attack humans.  We are all in serious danger. We need to leave now!"
Me:  "Geckos are harmless."
MIL:  "Only the quiet ones are harmless, those ones making noise are very dangerous. They have big teeth and strong jaws!"
Me:  "If you get attacked by a gecko here in Cambodia, I'll give you $100 for each one that attacks you."


*She is no longer scared of geckos, now she watches them almost like she is hoping they will all jump her.

**update 9/16/13 -  She has reverted to being scared of geckos.  Nothing we can say or do convinces her that they're not planning their attack on her.




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