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When I started this blog, my wife, Eva, was 7 months pregnant with our first child and her mother asked if she could come stay with us.

A bit of background:
Eva's mom has a serious gambling problem, and she abandoned her when she was a young child.




Tuesday, August 27, 2013

How to rise from the grave

"Don't shower every day! If you do, your body will absorb too much water from the shower and then when you die and are in your grave, all the water in your body will come out and  your corpse will float to the surface."


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