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When I started this blog, my wife, Eva, was 7 months pregnant with our first child and her mother asked if she could come stay with us.

A bit of background:
Eva's mom has a serious gambling problem, and she abandoned her when she was a young child.




Monday, October 7, 2013

I told you to tie up the baby!

MIL and wife are at the mall:

MIL: "You see that kid there, you see how he wants candy and he wants the toy, and he always wants something?  That's because his parents didn't tie his hands and feet together when he was a baby. Now will you listen to me and tie up your baby's hands and feet for the first month after he is born?"
Wife: "No mom, we are not tying our baby's hands and feet together."
MIL: "You #$%@#$% idiot!  Don't you  see the proof right there in front of you?  How could you be so stupid?"

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