MIL: "Don't do that. If you accidentally eat an ant, it will make a home in your stomach and will eat you from the inside out. I'll lay eggs and soon you'll die."
Wife: "If an ant made it to my stomach alive, I'm sure the stomach acid would kill it before it could make a home. Plus only queen ants lay eggs."
MIL: "I can't believe I have to explain this to you. Worms live in the ground and worms can go in your stomach, make more worms and make their home in your body. Ants live in the ground as well, so it means ants can do the same thing as worms."
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